The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..