I’m not racist but surely allowing paedophiles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that paedophiles aren’t tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A homeowner agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.