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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Michael Howerd who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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