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I’m not racist but surely allowing thugs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Fighting the poilce is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that thugs aren’t fighting the poilce in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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