The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was David Cameron who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..