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I’m not racist but surely allowing communist-sympathisers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that communist-sympathisers aren’t smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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