The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez binge drinking on council estates was James May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..