The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams engaging in steamy sex romps was Michael Howerd who today said Ban this sick filth.