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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was John Major who today said arbeit macht frei.


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