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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Bernard Manning who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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