The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists burning policemen at the stake was George Osborne who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.