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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been setting fire to libraries the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "we are a grandmother"

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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