I’m not racist but surely allowing hunt sabateours to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hunt sabateours aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.