The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..