The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.