The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..