The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to chavs helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.