The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps ripping off hard working families was an unnamed source who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..