The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders hacking the Gibson was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.