The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Lala from the teletubbies who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..