The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.