The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving women.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to women using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..