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Young single mothers have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The English People said of young single mothers, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Young single mothers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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