Charlie Harvey

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I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Trolling social media users is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t trolling social media users in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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