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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to hoodies binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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