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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths listening to loud music was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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