The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Vince Cable who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..