The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to hooligans looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.