Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been reading the works of Karl Marx the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of gangs of children, some still in their prams, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Gangs of children, some still in their prams made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.