The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..