The Mail has learned that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are responsible for selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun.

Has the world gone mad? Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Margaret Thatcher, who said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"