The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..