Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of admiring Jeremy Corbyn has been perpetrated by extremists.

The Mail can reveal that extremists are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Paul Dacre said of the extremists, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".