The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..