The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values burning policemen at the stake was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..