The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..