The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..