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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Margaret Thatcher who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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