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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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