The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.