The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving hooligans.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to hooligans being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..