I’m not racist but surely allowing louts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that louts aren’t injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.