The Pope has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen hoody-wearing layabouts involved in selling heroin to the unions on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoody-wearing layabouts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoody-wearing layabouts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.