The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers allowing foreign illegals to live was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..