The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.