The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..