The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers destabilising the British way of life was Boris Johnson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..