The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists plotting to kidnap a senior royal was some bloke in the pub who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.