The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are admiring Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps admiring Jeremy Corbyn was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..