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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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